Old people... tan cute :)

So I had my very first day of work today as an offical nurse! I see ur smiles of congrats on ur faces... well wipe them off and u will soon know why...lol. First I was sooooo completely lost and felt like i knew absolutely nada, therefore my actions reflected so:( For example, taking someones blood sugar is the absolute easiest thing on the planet. I had done it millions of times before so tell me why it took me 20 min to just get one reading. I went through 4 sticks (without poking the pt) i couldn't get the darn aparrato to work. Then finally when i took a deep breath and slowed down i finally got it. Then when i finally poked the poor lady the blood decided not to come out and when i tried to squeeze the finger to make it come out she screamed bloody murder!!!! SHE SCARED ME SOO MUCH I ALMOST elbowed her in the face out of sheer reaction... but thank goodness i didnt. Then there was this cute lady who went around stalking me because she wanted me to put her to bed; that was so hilarious i must of told her at least 30 times before lunch that she needed to chill in her chair. Then I had this other old lady who was meann! she kept cussing up a storm if we didnt give her what she wanted. She hated having the chair alarm on her chair and she needed to use the restroom so she came up to the nurses station and yelled at me saying "HEY CAN U TAKE ME TO THE BATHROOM I NEED TO POOP(she used the other word u know the one that starts with an S) and i can't because u wont take this beep beep alarm off !! I laughed sooo hard cuz shes about 87...lol. Ahhh last but certainly not the least... This old man told me i could sleep in his room anytime i wanted!!!eeewww.....!!! These old folks.... there funny, nasty, rude, but sooo cute.... lolol